I for one welcome our Liberal-NDP Overlords

Here are a few selected, scathing words from “Prime Minister” Harper describing the coalition…

UNDEMOCRATIC!

It seems very democratic to me. But then, what would I know about democracy, I’m just a person who happened to vote in the last election; I’m a member of the NDP. I periodically bitch about the government in my blog. I guess I just don’t know what democratic is then… because if this isn’t a democracy then what is?

AN ATTACK ON CANADA!

Beware! It’s an attack on… hold on, what exactly? How is it an attach on Canada when it’s politically parties working TOGETHER! Oh dear god, no! The world is ending! Politicians are not engaging in petty partisan politics! They’re working to give Canada something other than more of the same! I think I’m going to faint…

FUNDAMENTALLY NOT WHAT PEOPLE VOTE FOR!

So, I didn’t vote for this? So, tell me, Stevie, what did I vote for if I didn’t vote for this? Wait, if my memory serves correctly, I voted for the NDP on October 14th 2008. So, in theory, I did vote for this. As did 66% of the other voters who voted for the NDP, Liberals and Bloc. What world is he living in if he thinks that this isn’t what I voted for? The audacity of this man; as he if can speak for me. I’m a woman, and I don’t need some fundamentalist nutbar speaking for me; I have my own voice, and right now it’s in the form of a blog.

Moving on… I’ve been reading the asinine comments posted on the Star and CBC websites. I’m very disappointed in my fellow Canucks. I cannot honestly believe the stupidity that permeates from every pore. Some fo these people are no better than sheep, buying the government’s propaganda hook like and sinker. Of course, they don’t see it as propaganda; not when it’s what you’ve been trained to hear.

You know who else was right wing, like the Conservatives, and specialised in propaganda? Joseph Goebbels. A man who once said, “It is not propaganda’s task to be intelligent, its task is to lead to success.”

People can scream “Godwin’s Law” until they are blue in the face, but, evidence suggests that perhaps I’m not far off in my comparison. This headline was found in the Toronto Star: Tories launch anti-coalition ad-blitz. Could it be? An attempt to discredit the opposition’s pact? No. It couldn’t. Then again, this is the same party who brought us such lovely joys as their plethora of mailbox spam – I’m sure you all you got your fair share of Tory propoganda pamphlets in your mail boxes; you know, the ones with the check marks and highly partisan options. Or perhaps you can recall the scathing series of television ads that were aired for a while? You know, the ad campaign that was run by the Tories BEFORE any mention of a general federal election. But most people won’t; your average Joe-six pack Canadian has the attention span of a gold fish. What enrages him one day will be forgotten the next as something else shiney floats by.

I seem to have veered off topic, so I shall return to my main point, which is: I for one welcome this coalition. Imagine, a government that doesn’t resort to petty partisan politics and actually gets the job done. After all, the opposition could have triggered a no confidence vote and taken Canada back to the polls and squandered another 300 million on an election. Instead, they did the more democratic thing. There is a minority government and the opposition had more of the vote. They have decided to form the government with Dion at the helm. Go on, Governor General Jean, sign it! Sign the pact; make the coaliation our government. We don’t need another costly election. Let’s see what the opposition can do.

Well, I know one thing they can do – govern willingly!

‘There’s no turning back’

Posted by Bianca on December 2nd, 2008 No Comments

The Plague of Bork’d Spellcheckers

There is a certain level of expectations that people put in our journalists and newspaper editors. One of those expectations is that these people are versed in the language they’re communicating in. In this case, the language of choice would be English. However, it seems that this one expectation isn’t met on a continual basis in the drive to be the first to get a news story out. Gone are the days when an editor would meticulously pour over every word to ensure that what got printed was pure gold. In the age of 24-hour news coverage and internet newspapers, there seems to be little interest in preserving this one tradition. Instead, the editors are slacking and instead relying on the average reader to spot the errors and use the handy “Report typo or correction” link. Right in each article, they are admitting their own journalistic ineptitude by being audacious by admitting they’re too lethargic to spot their own errors before they make a story available for the reader at large.

New criteria alarm immigrant

Another fine example I have to demonstrate the disregard for the English language is this from a screen cap I took while playing Age of Conan. The quest was to get the skins from different corrupted creatures and return the skin to the NPC who can’t tell a hole in a donught from one in his ass, but for some reason, has been standing around all this time waiting for me to come to get him these skins. So, the first part of the quest went fine. Whe I went to redeem the quest, on my way into Old Tarantia, I glanced up to check my mini-map in the upper left hand corner of my screen and I noticed the quest outline next to it and the spelling error. Pray tell, what is a ‘Wolerine’? Was it perhaps supposed to be a “Wolverine”?

It’s obvious that whoever was spelling checking this was either drugged up on something or their spellchecker was bork’d. In either case… you can always refer to your paper source and look up a word the old fashion way. With a dictionary! I still have a dictionary on my desk. It’s far superior to the dictionaries I can find online because I don’t have to wait for a search engine to do its search. I can find what I need and a nice concise definition. I love my Oxford Dictionary of Current English; I’ve used it since high school and it’s served me well. A spellchecker can never truly replace the paper dictionary or core knowledge of the language in which one is writing.

Posted by Bianca on October 24th, 2008 1 Comment

I’m a PC and I’m a MAC – Canadian Style!

This link is found at the David Sparrow campaign website. It’s one of many humorous pieces there. It was sent to me this morning by my husband who had nothing better to do before heading off to a client site while I’m sitting in a crowded lecture hall taking notes on the Canadian judicial system.

Essentially, it’s a spin-off of the PC-MAC ads. Only it’s actually funny.

Episode 1

That’s just the first episode. And if you share a sense of humour with the rest of us, do watch the rest, which are found on that website; the link is at the bottom. It’s perfect evidence that Canadians aren’t short on talent and that we do have a sense of humour. Even if the rest of the world doesn’t get it. Hell, how many people “get” English humour who aren’t either English or a rabid frothing-at-the-mouth fan of Monty Python*?

* This blogger realises that this is a gross generalisation and apologises to anyone who was offended by her verbal diahorrea and hopes her readers have a sense of humour as well.

Posted by Bianca on September 24th, 2008 No Comments

The All-Candidate Debate

Tonight in my riding of Don Valley West, there was an all-candidates debate hosted by the resident’s association (I don’t remember the exact name) of Don Valley to give the candidates for this riding a forum in which they could answer questions from the public about matters that were concerning them. It was held at the St. Bonaventure Parish next to the public school on Leslie, in the church’s town hall.

The candidates in attendance were John Carmichael of the Conservatives who completely squandered his opening statement by talking about how he was a businessman. His opening statement offered nothing of use. All he did was use it as a soapbox to talk about himself and being a car salesmen. If nothing else, it affirmed the belief I had – he’s perfect Conservative material. He knows squat about the common man and will use smooth talk to get what he wants. I don’t want to be sold to, I want to hear what his beliefs are!

The next one was Cathy Holiday of the Communist Party. In America this would have been absolutely unheard of and unpatriotic, but as this is Canada, it’s a different ball game up here. While her speech did give a sense of what she stood for, she ran out of time and got the bell dinged twice by the moderator and had been unable to finish.

Running for the Green party was Dr. Georgina Wilcock. Sure she may have had an impressive resume if she was seeking work in a hospital or a medical clinic but this the political realm and she came off sounding like a one-trick pony. Her accent may have made her seem intelligent and her opening statement was performed nicely; she didn’t otherwise offer much.

This brings us to the last two, the first being the Liberal candidate, Rob Oliphant, a minister. While he used to opening statement as it was meant to be used, I got the feeling he was on the merge of spewing national policy before the questions were even read out. Overall, he came out smelling like roses and appeared personable compared to the Tory and Green candidates.

Lastly is our man, the candidate for the NDP, David Sparrow whose opening speech was fired by passion. His opening statement was the embodiment of the NDP’s core beliefs and stance. His opening statement got some moderate applause before it was over. Few candidates can claim such a thing. I must admit though, I am biased in his favour as I am not only a member of the party but I am working on the campaign one day a week.

The overall debate was projected to last two hours. The moderator was on the ball at first, being quick to ding the little bell every two minutes so that no candidate went over their allocated time slot. However, about half way through it was pointed out to me that he had dozed off and was catching up on some much needed rest, though, I think it was passed his bed time.

Just before it had started, all members of the audience in attendance were given 3×5 cards on which they could write their question for the candidates. I had wanted to ask what the stance of each candidate was on the decriminalisation of recreational and medicinal marijuana. My question never got ask. The assumption between myself, my husband and my father was that my question was either too racy for the crowd or far to controversial. It’s my belief that a little controversy is good. It heat things up. The pot wasn’t even simmering last night. Well, that’s not entirely true; there was outrage voiced when the Tory candidate came out swinging in favour of private health care, something that never flies in eastern Canada. Private health care is something that only truly flies in Alberta where they are already adhering to that kind of policy.

I had suspected my question wouldn’t be read. I had hoped at least the question my husband asked would have been fielded; “what is your stance on peer-to-peer sharing of music and movies? And what if any should be the penalty?”. A legitimate question for the era, especially with all the copyright issues flying about in our courts of law. It would have been nice to get a straight answer; alas, we didn’t.

The majority of the questions were on the economy, the environment, health care… there was even one question about if the candidates would appear at any of the high schools in the riding and how they would attempt to engage the younger voters. I started to feel at this point that the questions had been heavily sanitized; as if not to offend any sensitivities. Bloody censorship it what it was!

In answering a question about what programmes each would cut in the face of a deficit, I found that the only candidates who gave good answers besides Sparrow, who struck a chord with the audience who had applauded him several times during other answers, only Wilcock and Oliphant offered true answers. Carmichael acted like a true politician, danced around the question and didn’t actually answer it. He spouted off useless numbers, which meant nothing. He spoke about analyzing each programme and determining what cuts would happen if needed based on certain factors. He then proceeded to act like a typical arrogant Tory twat and declared that it wouldn’t matter because the government was running a surplus. Notably, he allowed for the Tories to take credit for the surplus that the Chretian and Martin Liberals had left Canada with after over 13 years of prudent governing. Oliphant had provided a good answer in that the Liberals had previously cut programmes, balanced the budget and then reinvested.

I don’t recall most of the questions and the responses but what I noted was that the Tory candidate tried pathetically to appear empathetic when it came to those with disabilities but failed woefully because he had effectively shot himself in the foot with his earlier statement endorsing private health care. He also quoted numbers by saying they invested “x” amount in this programme – well, sorry but that doesn’t cut it because that is how much it takes to run the programme. In one instance he then proceeded to say how they increased funding. Does inflation NOT mean anything to the Tories?

The commie candidate did manage to take jabs at all the other parties, though most were directed at the Tories and this got a positive response from the crowd at large.

Oliphant came close to spewing national policy on some occasions but otherwise held back. He made valid points on most topics. He didn’t stray far. He too took cheap potshots at the Tories; it’s like shooting fish in a barrel at this point but amusing nevertheless.

There isn’t much I can say about Wilcock. She really is a one-trick pony. While there were instances were she could have said more, she said very little. It made me believe that the Greens while having good intentions really don’t have much to offer in terms of social reform and are indeed right of centre. After all, one can’t claim to be social-minded and preach low taxes and small government, it just doesn’t work that way. It doesn’t mean she wasn’t able to take cheap shots. She nailed the poor Liberal candidate. That got ripples of laughter through the audience.

Sparrow had some of the longest responses and to his credit, he didn’t sound off on national policy or give numbers. I found that refreshing. I wanted to know where everyone stood on certain issues and his stance came out the loudest because he spoke fervently of his beliefs. Numbers matter when it’s time for a budget, not when you’re talking about what you believe is the right path for Canada.

When it came to the closing statements, I found that it spoke volumes of each. Carmichael didn’t offer anything of use, Oliphant got the bell rang on his speech but nonetheless conveyed a positive message, though it may have appeared to be wishy-washy in that he encouraged people to think carefully at the polls and prevent a Tory majority. The commie had a short but to the point message. Wilcock came off sounding truly right-wing when she quoted verbatim a speech that Thatcher had given to the UN in 1989 on climate change. Most people wouldn’t have caught on to that subtly. I believe that there are other notable individuals from that time who are more left she could have quoted if she wanted to appear left and not so right. Sparrow repeated his earlier opening statement; he didn’t add anything new but a closing statement is just that, a reiteration of what you’ve said before.

I found it interesting but it didn’t change my mind. I still know how I’m going to vote on October 14.

Posted by Bianca on September 23rd, 2008 No Comments

 

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