That-a man, he kisses real nice-a! She said, after locking lips with her foreign lover.
Or at least that’s how it is according to a survey done through the social website WAYN.com, ranking men from various countries as lovers based on feedback from female respondents from 50 different countries. It seems that the Italians are really the true lovers in the end, and it’s the Germans who lack grace.
The Germans rank the lowest, labelled as being “selfish” in bed, closely rivalled by the Swedes who are much too quick, and the third last place Dutch who were too rough. Americans were considered to be “too dominant”, the Welsh “soppy” (excessively sentimental; mawkish)…
And who would be considered too loud? While most would think Americans, it’s actually the Scots who are considered to be too loud, with the Greeks as “too smelly” (it’s olive oil baby!) and Russians as “too hairy” and the English “too chubby”. Though it’s probably not as bad as being “too sweaty” as the Turks were…
But in light of this, who did rank well? The Italians placed first, followed by the French. But we all knew that. This is general knowledge. The others who ranked well? Not who’d you might expect…
Ireland, South Africa, Australia, Spain, Denmark, New Zealand, Brazil and Canada all ranked well after the Italian and French.
This begs the question… how is it possible for male lovers to suddenly turn sour south of the border? One minute you’re in Windsor then next in Detroit… Is this the same invisible line when it comes to weather?
There are men who dispute this of course. After all, who wants to lose out when there’s much at stake? And it’s not just men in the bed at this point. If it was, she must’ve gotten bored watching him… And besides, how can someone be ranked as a lover without a test drive?
Of course, there is one crucial part missing… is the woman a cold fish in bed to begin with.
World’s ‘wurst’ lovers?